Some lady, not really a human being if you go by any number of philosophical definitions, as I'm being besieged by Midwestern grandmothers who want their boarding passes printed, Midwestern grandmothers demanding i stop hiding their tour bus from them, Midwestern mothers who can't make it from 45th and 6th to 43rd and 6th, retching, in a fetid, Rosemary's-premature-baby-voice, to her husband, who has waited about 45 seconds to drop off his key at the desk:
"He can talk on the phone and take keys at the same time!"
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