Friday, February 8, 2008

Funniest shit I heard all day

Young and wholesome-sounding woman calls me up to make a reservation.

Woman: "Hi, I'd like to make a reservation for the weekend of April 11th"
Me: "Ok, Miss, what kind of room are you looking for, one bed or two beds?"
Woman: "Two beds, please"
Me: "Oh, Miss, I'm sorry, but we're out of rooms with two beds for that weekend

Woman, flummoxed: "Oh. Poop."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That was probably my aunt Kathy. She's a scatologist.