When really douchey people ask me questions, its really, really tempting to fuck with them. The only two categories of customers like that for me are people who have already been dickish and young, gelled-up punks asking me where a club is. It would be sooooooo easy to just say, "Bungalow? Oh yeah just take the F train all the way til it ends. Have a blast!" That would probably get me in trouble, but it could easily be just a simple mistake: "Oh did I say 121st street? I could have sworn I said 12th!"
If you've got other suggestions for fucking with assholes, leave them in the comments!
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tell them jersey city is "totally hot right now"
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