Bangers, Mash, Haggis, and Coddle

I hesitate to even type this in light of last week's Hasidic riot here at the Hotel Idiotica, but a stream of people from the British Isles just came in, and, so help me God, all the English had terrible teeth, the Irishwoman's breath absolutely reeked of Bailey's, and the Scotsman was tall and brooding, requesting room "Sheven Oh Sheven."

I'm just reporting the facts, not making any general statements about ethnic groups (even though, I mean, come on). But if you think this blog is racist and not a safe space, please write an angry comment. And tell all your friends to come write angry comments, too!