Sunday, October 7, 2007

Aaaand Who just went out of the hotel?

Slinky (blonde), the one who doesn't understand what a magazine is, and Erika Estrada (brunette, there is a tiny semblance) just came immediately back out. Some edifying details:

Slinky is pretty much just straight blond, with ringlets, and she's a total bitch, though she is a little more attractive than I first though. She's wearing too much makeup and you can just tell from her face that no one loves her. Erika Estrada had a leopard pelt bra strap (it was actually furry) that was about twice as wide as normal. They got all animated when the night security guard, a wonderful man named Yusuf, suggested that they leave their key at the desk. I chimed in with something, like two words, and Slinky whirls around and, frankly, just pwns me: "Nice accent!" in this really derogatory tone. Which is strange because everyone who knows me knows its a bit strange that I don't have an accent. And I'm not really sure what Erika Estrada was going for, but whenever she answered Yusuf's questions, she kept giving him these really wide eyes and ending every answer with "Yessuh!" My only guess was that she was making some connection between Yusuf, who is African, and slavery, which would be both repugnant and also wouldn't really make sense. Finally, Slinky gets pouty and tired, grabs Erika Estrada's arm and says, "C'mon! We got a club to do."

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