Important: New euphamism for having sex; if you use this euphamism, more people will think you are cool and probably have sex with you.

Smash. This is the new lingo for young people.

Young Hispanic guy, wearing a green and gold letter-jacketish coat with Spanish lettering, trying really hard to be 18, comes in with his shortie, a small girl with auburn-gold hair, and a face that didn't seem to have any lines whatsoever on it, so that it looked like her head was covered in lip gloss.

"Any rooms?" she wonders with a stupid grin.

I'm about to say no, when the boy, quietly yet enthusiastically and forcefully, bangs his fists on the counter and says, "I wanna smash!"

The girl protests and bodychecks him a little, but gives him a look that says, "God, I hope we smash/ he smashes me tonight" (I'm not quite sure of the grammar).

Alas, once again, no rooms.

The girl huffs and puffs, "This is the second hotel we've tried." I suggest a direction where they might find a number of hotels for smashing. "Nah-uh," she declares emphatically, "We ain't going back that way," that way being in the direction of Times Square where all the hotels are.

It's a cold, cold world out there, folks, and none of us knows what tomorrow will bring, so if you've got someone you love out there, remember to smash them tonight.

Also, if anybody wants to smash, you know where to find me.